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GoodA friend of mine took a good couple of hours out of his day to make this for me. I can’t stop laughing at it.
Yeees
Good work, scientists!
SCIENCE
COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS
I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
eAT THAM
when life gives you lemons
doNT MAKE LEMONADE MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK
DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER
GOOD POST
HAHAHAHAHHA PERFECT
I’M THE MAN THAT’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WITH THE LEMONS
I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
asdfghjkl;’Good my life is complete
omg
CALE YOU FINISHED OMG THIS LOOKS FANTASTIC GOD DAMN
so great i love how much this flooows
new headcanon:
When the Signless released the Vast Expletive, he wasn’t cursing the people who followed him only to cheer at his execution: he was cursing Doc Scratch, for doing this to the planet that he remembered in dreams as a beautiful place - not a world that culled him for his message and blood color.
fuck i almost cried at the picture of Psiioniic and Redglare dying.
Karkat would be the worst teacher.
And by worst I mean the best.
He’d screech and screech and screech like a fucking maniac in all his lessons
Anyone who miraculously managed to fall asleep in his class would have their desk tipped over and a faceful of screaming Professor Vantas
And then he’d accidentally make someone cry one day and suddenly he’s this sweet guy all full of apologies
“CG: FUCK I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY
CG: HEY, STOP
CG: HEY, DON’T…
CG: STOP CRYING, I DIDN’T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID YOU’RE WORTHLESS HUMAN SCUM
CG: LOOK, I’M SORRY
CG: I’LL GET YOU ICE CREAM IF YOU STOP
CG: C’MON, YOU’RE OKAY
CG: HUGS, C’MON
CG: LET’S GO, WE HAVE TO HUG THIS OUT
CG: GO HOME, I’LL JUST PASS YOU FOR THE DAY, I GUESS
CG: COME IN TOMORROW BEFORE SCHOOL AND I’LL HELP YOU WITH TODAY’S LESSON
CG: OKAY BYE HAVE A GOOD DAY
CG:… THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL STARING AT
CG: GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK BEFORE I TEAR OUT YOUR OCULAR JELLIES AND STUFF THEM SO FAR DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTES YOU’LL BE SHITTING OCULAR FLUID FOR A WEEK”
and everyone would be so terrified of him that no one dared NOT learn their shit
no one fails Professor Vantas’s tests
NO ONE
LOL OMG THIS ^
Only there’d be that one kid that would smart-ass him and result in yelling shouts and detention. omfg detentions with Mr. Vantas. omfg.
